We have a cold blooded, calculating murderer in our area. It is known to strike terror in the hearts of all snowmen. Last month this brown terror struck on our farm. It beheaded my snowman. Some sweet neighbor children came and buried all the bad memories of the first snowman and built me an even bigger and better snowman. He had a beautiful orange carrot nose, two slender brown arms, a scarf and later a hat was added.
That stalking murderer tortured this snowman slowly, killing him over time. First he pulled out that beautiful orange carrot nose. Then he pulled his arms off. The snowman still stood there bravely in the face of these brutal attacks. Then one of the neighbors found evidence that the cruel brown creature was at work again. The snowman's Florida hat was found at the foot of their stairs. Well today, that murderer attacked our snowman with a vengance and knocked him clean over. As you can see below he is dead, done for, obliterated. I will try and get you a picture of the mangy creature that wreaks such havoc on innocent snowmen. Good bye dear snowman. I sure enjoyed you while you were here!!!